Here are my power rankings for Week 1 of the NFL season.
1. New England Patriots (1-3 preseason record, No. 1 ranking in preseason)
They traded a third-string quarterback (Jacoby Brissett) for a guy (wider receiver Phillip Dorsett) who will inevitably finish with 6,000 yards receiving this year, because of course they did.
2. Pittsburgh Steelers (3-1, No. 3)
And they added veteran cornerback Joe Haden, who at least never performs all that well against the Ravens. Oh, wait.